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Translation From PR-Speak to English of Selected Portions of Apple’s Statement about the Closing of Aperture

(See: “Apple stops development of Aperture“)

With the introduction of the new Photos app and iCloud Photo Library, enabling you to safely store all of your photos in iCloud and access them from anywhere,

We know how important photos are to you and because we just launched a new service letting you have all your photos around at all times without having to worry about managing storage, which is a terrific completion of the whole notion of keeping photos around in digital form,

there will be no new development of Aperture.

we are making the next version of Aperture talk to this treasure-trov–

Ahem. Sorry. Frog in my throat. What I mean is, shut ‘er down, boys.

When Photos for OS X ships next year, users will be able to migrate their existing Aperture libraries to Photos for OS [sic].

When the groundbreaking Lamborghini portable ash tray/coin receptacle ships next year, Lamborghini drivers will be able to migrate their existing pennies and/or cents. Lamborghini’s well-known track record in ad-hoc loose small-denomination currency storage and management is unparalleled and unrepentant.

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