A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his crotch and asks for a grog. The bartender notices the steering wheel and says “Hey, you know that you’ve got a steering wheel in your crotch?” The pirate answers: “Arr, it’s driving me nuts.”
This joke in honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day.
“Arr, it’s driving me nuts” in honor of my Driver’s license, which I’ve just acquired.